The Mind of a Nerd

math test: a farmer plants 7 crops of tomatoes and 3 crops of carrots what is the probablity his moms name is leslie
history test: the american civil war ended in 1865, explain how this had a defining role in the extinction of dinosaurs
literature test: explain what the author meant by, "the apple was as red as an apple"
physics tests: The aliens ate 3.4 doughnuts. Their crumbs fell to the Earth because of gravity. Calculate how many penguins are eating pancakes at the speed of light.

REMEMBER WHEN “LET THE MAGIC BEGIN”
REMEMBER WHEN “SOMETHING EVIL HAS RETURNED TO HOGWARTS”
REMEMBER WHEN “SOMETHING WICKED THIS WAY COMES”
REMEMBER WHEN “EVERYTHING IS ABOUT TO CHANGE”
REMEMBER WHEN “THE REBELLION BEGINS”
REMEMBER WHEN “DARK SECRETS REVEALED”
REMEMBER WHEN “NOWHERE IS SAFE”
REMEMBER WHEN “IT ALL ENDS HERE”

i don’t know why, but this nearly brought tears to my eyes *sigh*

“When all this over, we’ll be a proper familie. You’ll see.”

It’s times like this that I love omegle XD Such good reactions!

(Source: logs.Omegle.com)

You would only have this reaction if you didnt read the books *sigh*

one, 2, three, 4, five, 6, Shake It Dude: Guess what I did today...I decided to randomly read the first chapter of philosopher's stone...and then I cried a puddle...

struttinglikeprongs:

Like you don’t understand. That one chapter…is the ONLY CHAPTER in the entire series that is set in the past. Like as in it’s actually the past and not a flashback or someone’s memories or whatever. It’s the real and ligit past. In that one chapter it is actually 1981 and Lily and James were…

A little bit of this, a little bit of that..: "How come she married him? She hated him!" "Nah, she didn't"

obsessedlilyandjamesshipper:

“And,” said Harry doggedly, determined to say everything that was on his mind now he was here, “he kept looking over at the girls by the lake, hoping they were watching him!”
“Oh well, he always made a fool of himself whenever Lily was around,” said Sirius, shrugging. “He couldn’t stop himself…

obsessedlilyandjamesshipper:

Taken from one of my favorite Harry Potter pages on facebook - Harry Potter is Life :)

(Source: singmylittlesong)